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Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
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  • Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
  • Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
  • Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
  • Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
  • Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
  • Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
Peace Was Never an Option - Hoodie
$59.99
This back-printed design features a match-holding rebel in a field of daisies. It's giving soft chaos and calm rage. Front chest includes our Barely Functioning Co. logo. Made for the ones who smile while they burn it all down.
CARE & MAINTENANCE

Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.

Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):

  • Wash cold, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
  • No bleach, no ironing the print
  • Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners

Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.

Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.

Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.

Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.
Size & Fit

Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis — but we’ve been there.

Here’s what you need to know:

  • Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
  • For an oversized look, size up
  • Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)

Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.

Gildan 18500 - Hoodie

S — Width: 20.08" | Length: 27.17" | Sleeve (from center back): 33.5"
M — Width: 22.05" | Length: 27.95" | Sleeve: 34.5"
L — Width: 24.02" | Length: 29.13" | Sleeve: 35.5"
XL — Width: 25.98" | Length: 29.92" | Sleeve: 36.5"
2XL — Width: 27.99" | Length: 31.10" | Sleeve: 37.5"
3XL — Width: 29.92" | Length: 31.89" | Sleeve: 38.5"

Size tolerance: ±1.5"

Fit note: Classic unisex hoodie fit. Cozy, sturdy, and ready for emotional hibernation. Size up for a looser vibe — perfect for layering over your regrets.
PRODUCT SAFETY & COMPLIANCE

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed,
Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders

Soft Armor for Harsh Realities

You’re not just wearing a hoodie — you’re entering a low-stakes witness protection program for your feelings. Oversized, over-washed, and officially your emotional support layer. Throw it on and disappear (in style).