We’re Barely Functioning Co.

And honestly? That name kind of says it all.

This shop was born somewhere between a panic spiral and a soft reset -- created for the overthinkers, the quietly chaotic, and everyone running on vibes and caffeine.

We make clothes for burnout, doomscrolling, and mild rebellion. Think: sarcasm, soft cotton, and a healthy distrust of toxic productivity.

Everything is made-to-order because we're allergic to waste, warehouses, and decision fatigue. Plus, we save every design, so if you want it on a hoodie, crop top, or tote bag, just say the word.

We’re not here to motivate you.

We’re here to make you laugh, feel seen, and look damn good doing it.

Welcome to the club.

No hustle required.