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It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
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  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
  • It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
It's Fine We're All Rotting - Hoodie
$59.99

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You? You're wearing your slow decay on your back β€” proudly. This botanical skull isn’t here to cheer you up, but it might make your inner nihilist feel oddly cozy. πŸŒ±πŸ’€

Why You Need This: For those who cope with mortality via humor, plants, and a hoodie that gets it.
CARE & MAINTENANCE

Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.

Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):

  • Wash cold, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
  • No bleach, no ironing the print
  • Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners

Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.

Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.

Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.

Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.
Size & Fit

Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis β€” but we’ve been there.

Here’s what you need to know:

  • Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
  • For an oversized look, size up
  • Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)

Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.

Gildan 18500 - Hoodie

S β€” Width: 20.08" | Length: 27.17" | Sleeve (from center back): 33.5"
M β€” Width: 22.05" | Length: 27.95" | Sleeve: 34.5"
L β€” Width: 24.02" | Length: 29.13" | Sleeve: 35.5"
XL β€” Width: 25.98" | Length: 29.92" | Sleeve: 36.5"
2XL β€” Width: 27.99" | Length: 31.10" | Sleeve: 37.5"
3XL β€” Width: 29.92" | Length: 31.89" | Sleeve: 38.5"

Size tolerance: Β±1.5"

Fit note: Classic unisex hoodie fit. Cozy, sturdy, and ready for emotional hibernation. Size up for a looser vibe β€” perfect for layering over your regrets.
PRODUCT SAFETY & COMPLIANCE

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed,
Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders

Soft Armor for Harsh Realities

You’re not just wearing a hoodie β€” you’re entering a low-stakes witness protection program for your feelings. Oversized, over-washed, and officially your emotional support layer. Throw it on and disappear (in style).