Everything Hurts And I'm Dying - Crop Top
Black / XS/S
$32.99
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High-contrast varsity lettering says what your spine already did. A snarky, cozy crop for migraine days, errand runs, and canceling plans with style.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.
Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):
- Wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
- No bleach, no ironing the print
- Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners
Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.
Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.
Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.
Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.
Size & Fit
Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis — but we’ve been there.
Here’s what you need to know:
- Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
- For an oversized look, size up
- Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)
Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.
Bella+Canvas 6681 - Crop Top Tee
XS/S — Width: 15.62 in | Length: 16.50 in
M/L — Width: 17.12 in | Length: 17.50 in
Fit note: These cropped tees are form-fitting with a soft, stretchy feel.
Size up for a looser fit or if you're between sizes.
PRODUCT SAFETY & COMPLIANCE
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 6681, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print, Do not dryclean
Confidence? Chaos? Why Not Both.
For when you want to feel bold, brave, and possibly a little unhinged. Cropped to perfection and designed for maximum emotional ventilation. Your laundry cycle didn’t stand a chance.