Pro Dog Anti-Fascist – Hoodie
Dark Heather / S
$54.99
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The Pro Dog Anti-Fascist hoodie delivers warmth, comfort, and a message that speaks for itself. Soft on the inside, bold on the outside, this hoodie is built for everyday wear with backbone.
Featuring a friendly pup and a not-so-friendly stance toward fascism, it’s perfect for chilly days, loud opinions, and people who believe dogs would absolutely hate authoritarianism.
Why You Need This:
Dogs are loyal. Fascism isn’t. The math checks out.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.
Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):
- Wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
- No bleach, no ironing the print
- Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners
Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.
Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.
Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.
Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.
Size & Fit
Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis — but we’ve been there.
Here’s what you need to know:
- Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
- For an oversized look, size up
- Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)
Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.
Gildan 18500 - Hoodie
S — Width: 20.08" | Length: 27.17" | Sleeve (from center back): 33.5"
M — Width: 22.05" | Length: 27.95" | Sleeve: 34.5"
L — Width: 24.02" | Length: 29.13" | Sleeve: 35.5"
XL — Width: 25.98" | Length: 29.92" | Sleeve: 36.5"
2XL — Width: 27.99" | Length: 31.10" | Sleeve: 37.5"
3XL — Width: 29.92" | Length: 31.89" | Sleeve: 38.5"
Size tolerance: ±1.5"
Fit note: Classic unisex hoodie fit. Cozy, sturdy, and ready for emotional hibernation. Size up for a looser vibe — perfect for layering over your regrets.
PRODUCT SAFETY & COMPLIANCE
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed,
Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Soft Armor for Harsh Realities
You’re not just wearing a hoodie — you’re entering a low-stakes witness protection program for your feelings. Oversized, over-washed, and officially your emotional support layer. Throw it on and disappear (in style).