Don't Touch Me - Crop Top – Barely Functioning Co.

$32.99

Set boundaries, but make it desert chic. The minimalist cactus line art keeps it clean while the message keeps the prickle level high.

Sizing: Two sizes—XS/S and M/L on the Bella+Canvas 6681. Some colors have limited size runs.

Fit & Details: Relaxed body, modest crop length. Soft ringspun cotton/poly blend. DTG printed for long-lasting color

Care: Cold wash, inside out; low heat dry.

Processing & Shipping: Printed to order and shipped with tracking.

Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.

Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):

Wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
No bleach, no ironing the print
Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners

Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.

Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)

Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.

Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.

Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.

Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis — but we’ve been there.

Here’s what you need to know:

Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
For an oversized look, size up
Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)

Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.

Bella+Canvas 6681 - Crop Top Tee

XS/S — Width: 15.62 in | Length: 16.50 in
M/L — Width: 17.12 in | Length: 17.50 in

Fit note: These cropped tees are form-fitting with a soft, stretchy feel.

Size up for a looser fit or if you're between sizes.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 6681, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print, Do not dryclean

Woman standing in a neon-lit grocery aisle wearing Barely Functioning Co. black crop top with UFO design and text 'Take Me With You.' Alternative streetwear with surreal, cosmic vibe.

Confidence? Chaos? Why Not Both.

For when you want to feel bold, brave, and possibly a little unhinged. Cropped to perfection and designed for maximum emotional ventilation. Your laundry cycle didn’t stand a chance.

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