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Become Ungovernable - T-Shirt
  • Become Ungovernable - T-Shirt
Become Ungovernable - T-Shirt
$29.99

Chaos has a mascot, and it’s this raccoon. Sharp teeth, sharper message. Printed on a heavyweight tee that’s built to withstand the revolution.
CARE & MAINTENANCE

Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.

Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):

  • Wash cold, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
  • No bleach, no ironing the print
  • Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners

Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.

Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.

Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.

Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.
Size & Fit

Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis — but we’ve been there.

Here’s what you need to know:

  • Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
  • For an oversized look, size up
  • Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)

Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.

Gildan 64000 - Softstyle T-Shirt

XS — Width: 16" | Length: 27" | Sleeve: 7.99"
S — Width: 18" | Length: 28" | Sleeve: 8.23"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29" | Sleeve: 8.50"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30" | Sleeve: 8.74"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31" | Sleeve: 9.02"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32" | Sleeve: 9.25"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33" | Sleeve: 9.49"

Size tolerance: ±1.5"

Fit note: This is a soft jersey-style tee with a modern fit. Runs true to size with a slightly slimmer feel than traditional heavyweight tees.

Gildan 5000 - Heavyweight T-Shirt

S — Width: 18" | Length: 28" | Sleeve (from center back): 15.1"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29" | Sleeve: 16.5"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30" | Sleeve: 18"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31" | Sleeve: 19.5"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32" | Sleeve: 21"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33" | Sleeve: 22.4"

Size tolerance: ±1.5"

Fit note: Classic heavyweight fit. A bit boxier than our softstyle tee — perfect if you're into that nostalgic 90s vibe or just want a little extra room to breathe.
PRODUCT SAFETY & COMPLIANCE

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, Gildan 5000, Gildan 2400, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders

Statement-Making. Effort-Minimizing.

A t-shirt that does all the talking, so you don’t have to. Pair with bedhead and an iced coffee you forgot you ordered. Equal parts sarcasm, softness, and “I almost didn’t come.”

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