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For When You Don’t Know What They Need - Digital Gift Card
  • For When You Don’t Know What They Need - Digital Gift Card
For When You Don’t Know What They Need - Digital Gift Card

For When You Don’t Know What They Need - Digital Gift Card
$10.00

Because sometimes the kindest thing you can do is let them choose their own coping mechanism.

Send a digital Barely Functioning Co. gift card straight to someone’s inbox (or your own, we don’t judge). Available in multiple denominations for every level of emotional damage.

No expiration, no pressure, no functioning required.
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CARE & MAINTENANCE

Look, we know you’re tired. But your clothes still deserve a little TLC.

Here’s how to keep your new favorite thing looking… barely functional (in a good way):

  • Wash cold, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low (or hang it like it’s laundry-chic aesthetic)
  • No bleach, no ironing the print
  • Avoid harsh reality and fabric softeners

Basically, treat it better than you treat your inbox.

Still have questions? Email us, but don’t expect us to respond before 9 a.m. (We’re not morning people.)
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping Times:
We’re not Amazon Prime, but we’re trying our best. All items are made-to-order (because mass production is boring), so please allow 2–3 business days for production before your item ships. Once it’s out in the world, you’ll get a tracking number and can anxiously refresh it as often as you’d like.

Returns & Exchanges:
We're a small operation run by emotionally exhausted humans. That means we don’t offer returns or exchanges unless your item shows up defective or cursed. If something’s wrong, shoot us a message with photos and we’ll fix it. Promise.

Translation:
Double-check your size and color before checking out. We love you, but we can’t resell your existential crisis in hoodie form.
Size & Fit

Choosing the right size shouldn’t cause an existential crisis — but we’ve been there.

Here’s what you need to know:

  • Sizing is unisex and pretty true-to-size
  • For an oversized look, size up
  • Check the size chart below before committing (regret isn't returnable)

Basically: if you love a cozy fit that hides your burnout, we got you.
Product Safety & Compliance

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders
Man and woman wearing Barely Functioning Co. hoodies — beige hoodie with upside-down smiley logo on front, black hoodie with 'Monstera' skull and leaves design — edgy streetwear look in front of classic car.

Embracing small joys

Each item is designed to blend harmoniously with your living space while adding a unique touch. We aspire to bring balance and enrichment to everyday life.